Chapter 23
Elizabeth
Hasting is a tough woman with iron-like will power and determination.
She always wants to be perfect and the best. She hates losing. She
despises losers. She doesn't cry. She never whines. She sets her goal
and pursues it. Step by step. Hour by hour. Day by day. Year by year.
Yes, she has courage. Yes, she has patience. She's the one who sets the
course. She's the one who calls the shot. She's the one who allows Emily
to handle the trifles. She's the one who allows Emily to moan secretly
and dreamily and to drool a little whenever they see Joseph...Joseph,
their ever so handsome and charming Joseph. Their ever so attractive and sexy Joseph.
Their prince in shining armor. Their hot-blooded fun-loving
thrill-seeking badass Italian Stallion. They are both hopelessly and
madly in love with Joseph. They love and adore and worship everything
about Joseph. They love his furry chest. They love his furry legs. They
love his dazzling smile. They love his lean, not overly muscular body.
They love his off-white teeth. They love the scar on his brow. They love
the strong smell of garlic, beer and oregano in his breath. He is the
man in their dream. He is their happiness. He is their heart. He is
their life. He is their destiny. He will always, always have their love
and loyalty. And now they are going to avenge him.
Nobody can beat him up. Nobody can knock him out. Nobody can humiliate him in public and put him in a coma. He is Joseph Anthony Morelli. He is Super Cop. He is Officer Hottie. He is good at bar fights. He knows how to finger girls in his father's garage. He knows how to sweet talk and charm girls and women out of their panties and take their virginity. He knows how to write the very best dirty poems on public bathroom walls. He has the best and furriest butt in whole Trenton. He is movie star handsome. He is humourous and fun. He is understanding and accepting. He is clever. He is smart. He is perfect, strong and tough. He is God's Christmas present to all mankind. And whoever hurts him shall pay the price. Whoever cheats on him shall be punished with death.
Emily nods her head vigorously as Elizabeth smiles. Everyone at the community volunteers meeting keeps joking, eating and chatting. No one takes notice of their departure. They get in their car and start the engine. They check their bombs, their knives, their gun and their delicate wrist watch. They know they have the recipe for cannoli somewhere in their files. They knows they have all the necessary ingredients in their well-equipped spotless modern kitchen. They know Joseph's ward number. Now all they have to do is drive over to that hideous seven-floored building and kill that Ranger and his Stephanie. Then all will be well.
Yay.
Nobody can beat him up. Nobody can knock him out. Nobody can humiliate him in public and put him in a coma. He is Joseph Anthony Morelli. He is Super Cop. He is Officer Hottie. He is good at bar fights. He knows how to finger girls in his father's garage. He knows how to sweet talk and charm girls and women out of their panties and take their virginity. He knows how to write the very best dirty poems on public bathroom walls. He has the best and furriest butt in whole Trenton. He is movie star handsome. He is humourous and fun. He is understanding and accepting. He is clever. He is smart. He is perfect, strong and tough. He is God's Christmas present to all mankind. And whoever hurts him shall pay the price. Whoever cheats on him shall be punished with death.
Emily nods her head vigorously as Elizabeth smiles. Everyone at the community volunteers meeting keeps joking, eating and chatting. No one takes notice of their departure. They get in their car and start the engine. They check their bombs, their knives, their gun and their delicate wrist watch. They know they have the recipe for cannoli somewhere in their files. They knows they have all the necessary ingredients in their well-equipped spotless modern kitchen. They know Joseph's ward number. Now all they have to do is drive over to that hideous seven-floored building and kill that Ranger and his Stephanie. Then all will be well.
Yay.
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